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With a killer eye for fashion, a black belt in karate, and a hefty case of kleptomania – 16 year-old Spooky Bonsai is very good at getting what she wants.

Usually what she wants is shoes, bespoke handbags, the latest looks from the couture houses of Paris and Milan…lately, however, all Spooky wants is to stab her rapist stepfather in his leathery heart.

But when she discovers that she is being stalked by a sinister organization known as the Fashion Police, Spooky ‘s thirst for vengeance mutates into a fury that could save the world from sexual annihilation.

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